I am just like Super Paul, but like way better. I pride myself as the Captain of the Manitoba Meatsweats Competitive Eating Team and invite all of you to abandon your foul teams and join mine. Especially if you have a name that ryhmes with Moey Mestmut, Matrick Mertolmetti or Mip Mimpson.

I like long walks on the beach, and people that arent afraid to cry (or bathe). For reasons that cannot be relealed here, I write Haiku's.

a haiku for my friends
awake in my bed
tears, grinding teeth, clenching fists
i plot your demise